so i had my first nude beach experience last wednesday, and naturally it was a huge success… im not just talking about strolling way down to the end of the beach and giggling at old balls and saggy boobs; she and i got good and nakee, laid out in the sweaty sunshine, then ran into the waves with junk bouncing in full glory. we were the youngest people there by 30 years, but it was a boost to have the only fresh, unwrinkled private parts on the whole beach.
if you’re interested in droppin your trousers near nyc, check out robert moses state park. its beautiful, only an hour on LIRR plus a 20 minute bus ride, and you can do a package deal from penn station for about $20. avoid crowds and call in sick from work during the week. it might be the most tastefully erotic thing you do this summer… then again maybe it won’t be tasteful at all.
Always (mIGHTY mOUSE Remix) – Bent
Pump It Up (Set Me Free) – Malek Chtiwi & Technotronic
Destination (Ted & Francis Remix) – Damn Arms
Love the Night Away (Tiedye Mix) – DJ Kaos
Next time I come out we are getting a group of ladies together and going there. BELEEEEEE DAT